Wake Up Call by Jann Alexander © 2014
Goal: Improve Quality of Life
Method: Arrange morning coffee delivery to bedside
Obstacles: Dog unable to pour milk into coffee mug
Solutions:
- Re-engineer dog’s paws with opposing thumbs
- Adapt to black coffee, no cream
- Get a new dog
Entanglement by Jann Alexander © 2014
Goal: Improve Quality of Life
Method: Keep Apple earbuds less tangled than last night’s sticky spaghetti
Obstacles: No one else has ever done this
Solutions:
- Throw them at the wall and see if they stick. If so, they’re done
- Apply Clairol Detangler and wait five minutes before cutting out the tangles
- Get a different set of ears
Live Life in All Directions by Jann Alexander © 2014
Goal: Improve Quality of Life
Method: Live life forwards, backwards and simultaneously to achieve understanding
Obstacles: This may require time travel
Solutions:
- Reflect upon past problems for better understanding of what changes are due
- Resolve to adopt a positive attitude going forward, with continuing introspection
- Get a glass of wine
Can you suggest any life lessons that might improve quality of life?
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If you find yourself going through Hell, don’t stop to take pictures.
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Will make a note. Excellent point. 😉
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These are awesome – especially the ear buds. No one has ever untangled them. Ever.
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Thanks Greg. Shall we form a startup and raise money? This could be life-changing, couldn’t it? And make us rich too. (Glad you commented!)
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Well, your creative sparks have a fully-loaded sense of humor.
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Big smile back at ya, Sally! Thanks.
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Wait – why wouldn’t you take pictures in hell? I think I’d get some interesting shots! And good luck with re-engineering your dog’s paws. You’d still have to retrain him!
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Couldn’t the heat in hell cause camera malfunction? As for my dog, true. But she works for tips.
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“Organization isn’t about perfection; it’s about efficiency, reducing stress and clutter, saving time and money and improving your overall quality of life.”
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That’s a great way to look at The Organized Habit. Seen this way, OCD is a plus.
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