Closed or open, since 1862. Come on in. Wear your shirt.
Because we’ve got our rules.
Don’t like our rules? Eat somewheres else.
You don’t need it if we ain’t got it.
We changed our minds since 1980. Indians are allowed now.
We added a few more skulls, too.
It’s took us awhile, but now we honor the native lands and their heroes.
Buy their skulls, trade their hides, eat ’em. The buffalo abound.
Enjoy the latest amenities at our modern resort.
Above all, arrive in style and let the fun ensue.
And always follow the signs. ♣
I’m frequently shooting things from the past. You’ll find more in my Time Travels, HERE.